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12:00AM: Starting to boot from /dev/sda1 : dream-os-2011

12:02AM: Initializing startup sequence…..

12:05AM: 5 minutes to boot from awake mind state to usable mind desktop..(faster than jiran sebelah yang pakai wind-blows)

12:07AM: Setting up and start the mind-load manager

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12:10AM: Downloading data : dream_sweet.deb (130MB)

12:15AM: Download complete.

12:15AM: Opening Mind-minal (Terminal replacement for mind)

sudo dpkg -i dream_sweet.deb

12:17AM: Installation complete.

12:19AM: Now running Sweet Dream : Using 3MB of Memory and 3Mhz of Mind Wave

12:25AM: Uncomplicated Mind Wall (UFW replacement for mind) detected MNS (Mind Name System) cache poisoning attack. A malicious mind wave trying to manipulate and corrupt the Sweet Dream…

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12:27AM: Nightmare: TASK INCOMPLETE (Sorry virus, I’m using Linux! Hahah!)

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12:30AM: Entering deep sleep… Snoring Mode Activated : zzZZZ ZZZZZzzzzz…

Ketika subuh menjelang..

5:30AM: Wake up call.. Log out .. Shut down..

5:35AM: Back to awake mind state

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Mr.Hac: Apa hal pelik sangat mimpi ni?? Arghhh!!

P/S: Hahah! Semoga terhibur! Ini cumalah satu slot entri selingan sahaja sebenarnya. Mr.Hac yakin dan pasti ada antara anda yang mampu tulis lebih best lagi dari ini. Bagi yang nak buat re-post, sila backlink ke entri ini ya. So nanti Mr.Hac boleh baca anda punya pula! Hahah!

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